Inspired by this tumblr post I found while browsing… Nothing to see on my Internet history… Move along now…
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Richard, Jesse, Matthew, Jake, John, and Alex.
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Austin, Ionas, Sam, Joseph, and Max.
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Shane, Stanley, Kaleb, Arron, Jays, and Kai.
Looks like they could kill you and can actually kill you: Justen, and Kitu.
Could kill you by making you laugh so much that you choke on a cinnamon roll: Brandon, JW, Rick, Ryan, Dixon, Sky, and Cas.
And what does that make me? Someone who calls other people cinnamon rolls or people that could kill you.