Dead? Not yet, but possibly soon.
I rode my bike to tennis today. The comments, from Sky, Eric, and Coach Mike:
“Oh my god, it’s so small!”
“Well, small bike for little Jonah.”
“Can I ride it?”
“Look mom, no hands!”
*rides bike* *puts down bike* *bike falls* “Not my fault!” *picks up bike* *rides bike again*
This is why I love tennis clinics. These people are family by now.