That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles

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Original Transcript (Written in Jonah-Thought; Those Not Proficient See Modified Transcript)

crea: Cookie

jonah: Cinnamon roll

crea: No, cookie

jonah: Sinnamon roll?

crea: No, Jonah, cookie

crea: There are no c/sinnamon roll

crea: Sorry

jonah: Oh

jonah: Cookie to me?

crea: Yes

crea: Take cookie

jonah: Yay

jonah: Wait

jonah: Chocolate chip?

jonah: Or oatmeal raisin?

crea: Choco chip

jonah: Hew

jonah: Oatmeal raisin gross

crea: Agree

jonah: *take cookie*

cas: No

cas: My cookie

cas: *eat cookie*

The Ends

Modified Transcript for Those Not Proficient in Jonah-Thought (Complete With Punctuation and Coherent Sentences)

crea: Hey Jonah, I’ve got a cookie.

jonah: A cinnamon roll?

crea: No, a cookie.

jonah: A sinnamon roll?

crea: No, Jonah, a cookie.

crea: I don’t have any cinnamon rolls. Or sinnamon rolls.

crea: Sorry.

jonah: Oh. (Read as: *sad*)

jonah: Can I have the cookie?

crea: Sure.

crea: You can take the cookie.

jonah: Yay.

jonah: Wait-

jonah: Is it chocolate chip?

jonah: Or is it oatmeal raisin?

crea: Chocolate chip.

jonah: Hew *relieved*

jonah: Oatmeal raisin is gross.

crea: Yeah, oatmeal raisin is pretty gross.

jonah: *takes the cookie*

(Side note: Transcript of Cas’s three (3) speaking lines left unchanged due to the speaking habits of Cas’s character.)

cas: No

cas: My cookie

cas: *eat cookie*

The End

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