The Story of That Bird Over There

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japanese long tailed tit (hereby referred to as jltt): tweet tweet tweet

police: Halt.

police: You are under arrest by order of the newest addition to the M.A.G.I.C.A.L.U.N.I.C.O.R.N. Law. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

jltt: tweet tweet tweet

jltt: tweet tweet tweet tweet

jltt: chirp chirp chirp

jltt: tweet chirp chirp

jltt: chirp chirp

jltt: tweet:

jltt: tweet tweet tweet tweet

jltt: chirp tweet chirp chirp

jltt: chirp chirp chirp

jltt: tweet tweet chirp

jltt: tweet chirp tweet

jltt: tweet tweet

jltt: chirp tweet tweet

police: *whips out morse code translator*

police:

police: “O?SD IT? LSDK MW”

police: Huh?

jltt: *tweet tweet chirp tweet* *tweet chirp* *chirp tweet chirp tweet* *tweet* *tweet chirp chirp tweet* *tweet chirp* *tweet chirp tweet tweet* *chirp chirp*

police: ooooooooooohhhhhhh

police: “Show me some ID”

police: *whips out permit*

police: I DO WHATEVER I WANT OKAY

police: NOW SHOW ME YOUR ID

jltt: tweet chirp tweet chirp tweet chirp tweet chirp tweet chirp tweet chirp tweet chirp tweet chirp tweet chirp

police: Too cute. You’re still arrested.

jltt: chirp tweet chirp chirp

jltt: chirp chirp chirp chirp

jltt: tweet tweet chirp

jltt: tweet tweet tweet

jltt: tweet tweet chirp

jltt: chirp tweet chirp tweet

jltt: chirp tweet chirp

police: Rude.

police: You’re arrested again.

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