Can’t Even (As Always)

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jonah: No no no

jonah: Twice in a row is okay

jonah: But three times is kinda sketchy

jonah: Right?

cas: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

narrator: And thus, this chat post was born.

jonah: Who are you

narrator: I’m the narrator. I narrate things.

jonah:

cas:

crea:

alex:

zach:

narrator: It’s a cool job.

alex: Sure it is.

narrator: It really is.

alex: Sure.

cas: Sarcasm alert

jonah: Or should I say…

jonah: Sarchasm?

cas: Ha

cas: Ha

cas: Ha

cas: No.

narrator: The real reason this chat post was born was because Jonah didn’t have enough time to finish his slightly serious book review on Harry Potter.

narrator: That will be published tomorrow.

jonah:

jonah: That’s creepy

jonah: How did you know that?

narrator: I told you. I’m the narrator.

jonah: Wait

jonah: Are you the same guy in the Gummy Worm Tragedy

jonah: And the Lima Bean story

narrator: Yes.

jonah: And you visited us on August 26th, 2015?

narrator: Yes.

 

cas: I̵̠̼̩̐ͧ̔͆ͮ͂͛̍̔̑̀̅̚͢͢ ̧̨͈͖̠̖͕͎͍̞͉̼͎̰͚̯̬̂ͬ͗̌̅͢K̨͍̜̱͉͙̜̺͔̞̎̐̃̆ͧ̃̐̍ͧ̃͋͗̏͛͋͘Ņ̶̨̦̳̩̝̞̥̼͉̥͖͙͍͍̲̼̳ͩͥ̾̆̈́̓ͫ͂͋̒̔͘̕Ę͔̯͓͍̖̯̭̻̱͓̟̪̤͍͔̥̜̞̆̓̀̈ͩ̉ͬ̋͜W̴̨͕̟͉̳̣͍̥̭͔̙͇͈̠̄̽̑̑͞ ̴̸̸̢̧̜͖̗̩̙̲̙̦̝̺̖̳̪͖͍͉̮̘̈̑̓ͦ͑ͮ̅͑ͨ͑̌̂Y̴ͯͭ̈́̍͞͞͏̗͉̼̪̮̭͙̬͇̠̭̹͓̖̳͔͜Ơ̴͕̲͈͍͍̩̗̯̰̳̬̽̆ͬͧ̔͗͛̿̍̏̏ͣ̂̅ͪ̚̕͘ͅU̸̵̩̣͔̮̮̲̮̥̯ͦ̉ͮ̓̆̄̾̓́’̛̛͍̼̪̘̫̦̥͙͇̠̃̂̾̋ͣ̓̊̏̔͗̔̐̀D̶̢̜̮̙̩̠̮̱̼̣͍̼̟̐͂͛ͫͧ͐́͞͝ ̨̰̯͖͓̙͉̝̜̥̜͙͇̝͍͈̙͇̈́̿͂͛̋̂ͧ̌ͧ͜ͅC̸̢̳͉͇͔̞̩̝̝̦̱̯̩̝͋̈ͪ̌͐̿͆̂̚͘͟͡O̸̡͚̫̦̬͔͔͐ͮ̒ͪ̓ͭ͋͒͊̄ͨͭ͗ͧ̿̎ͥ͛̕͞M̘̱̖͓͎̜̠̄ͪͨ͗̋̀́E̴̢̢̛͖͔͉̫͍̬̻͙ͨͤ̌ͫͨ̓͗͛̄ͮ̊ ̛ͨ̎̄̈̐ͩ̾ͭ̾́ͥ̈́͆̚͟҉̸̻̜̳͎͓͠B̴̴͍̫͖̤̅̃ͮͮ̃̾ͨ́́̍̀͑̈́̋̒ͤ̐̓̆͝Ą̡̲̰̖̼͔̜̲̹͎̲̯̭̳͇͉̥̇͐ͦ͊̃̿̀͘͜C̡̞̱̖̪̳̱͈̀͋͂̇ͯ͂ͩ̆͂͂ͤ̈́̎͌̏ͪͬͥͫ͞K̴̡̨̻̰͈͉̭͖͇͗ͪ̆̋̑̈͊̽̑̔͐̊͋͋̚

 

cas: I̤̜̬̥͔̦̼̟̹̬̠̪͊ͪ̓ͧ̓͆̉ͬ͘ͅT̡͔̤͙͚̺̜̰̟̩̱̫͖͂̂̌ͣͩ̃͊͆̇̅ͧ̀ͯͩ̓̚̕͟ͅͅ ̵̻̟͇͈͓̘͕̼̮̼̹̰͕̯̗͇͉̩̙̐͒ͩ̓̆̃ͫ͛̌͗̌͌ͤͨ̓͘͟I̴͇̩̜͕̠̣̩͙̭͇̞͍͍̽̀͂̎S̸͓̙͙̩̣͈̖͚̖̰̼̩̳̗̳̬̐́̇̓̃̀ͤ̊̃́̾͛͌́̀̚̚ ̷ͦ͗ͮ̑ͧ͛̃͌͋̄͊̚҉̻̻͚̻̬͖̗T̈́͛̆ͦ͂̂̇͒͐ͤ̌͑͋͊͆҉̴̼̤͈͕͔̱̱͙͓̘̥͚̰͕͈̪̼̜̩͟͝I̢̢̧̞̝̯̘̲͍͓͈̠͕̗̰͍̜̍͒͛̅̋̃̾͘M̵̨̼̭͚̖͈̣̍̋̽̔̃̒ͪͣ̎̀̕͜͞Ȅ̸̶ͪͧ҉̝̜̥̩̤͇̘̻̠̰̼̜͙̼̞̘͘ͅ

 

cas: T̡̲͕̼̩̠̳̣̲̰̳͔̠̯̘͔̤͗͛̎̏ͫͣ̓̐̎̈͋̐́̈͘͟͡͠Oͧ͐ͭ̒ͪ̃ͮ̾̂ͫ͒̍͒͏̣͎̳̼̮̲̖̯̘͕̗͉̥̪̫̕͞ ̶̤͕̻̺͖̠̈́̎̋̿̇́̇̾̑ͤ́F͉̙̖͖̻̪̓͊̀͌̚͢͠͝Ā̸̝͖͇̠̌̉͌̈ͪ̈́̓̑̽̉͋̾̿̓͌ͭ͑̚͞ͅC͇̠̱̫͔͇̻̣̞̟̜̠̥̦̟͕̳̺̽͒̽̏̓̏̉̐͌̋͆̑ͦ̆̊̔̀͢ͅE̛̪̗͙̺͚̣͕̠͖̘̻̲̿̽̎ͩ̂͂̓ͩ́͂̓̍̓ͮ̓͝͡͞

 

cas: Y̵̷̞̣͎̙̫̱̖͖̺̟̰͎̱̲̗̐͋ͮ͐͢O̭͉͎̝ͬͫͦ͗̍ͩ̿̑́̕͢͡͞U̴̷̡͕͚̬̹̮̺̬̺̥̞̺̠̱̬̩ͣͨͪ̈̏̇ͫ̐͌̏̍̐͊ͨͣͮ̀̚Ŗ̶̭̩̰̫̲͓͎͎͉̩͓͙̳̳͛ͩ͗ͩ́͊ͪ͊̏̉͑̂́̓̀ͨ͘͜ͅͅ ̨̯̞̦̪͈̲̯͇̮͔̖̩̺̣̊ͣ͑̓ͥ̔̑̕͟͞D̨͚͈̪͍̳͈͓͐̽͑ͫ͒ͦͭ̄̌ͮ͒E̸̤̙͍͇̦̠͉͎̪̯͖̯̘̣̼̯͎̳̿ͨ̆̔ͭ̐ͧ̏̓̉̀̍ͪ́͘Ṡ̡͓͖̩̻̭̺̠̻͇̭̤͓̯̬́̇͗ͭͪ́͘͜T̴̷̜̞̟̣̞͌̎ͣ͋ͤ̄̇͂ͯ͗̈́̿̋ͧ̍̚͟ͅĬ̈́̌͗͒͂ͥ̏ͮ͂ͥ͗̕͝҉̪̠͍̩̀͝N̸̙̤̦̤͚͉̘͎̫̼̪̯̂ͧ͆̒͛̅ͤͦ͂́͡͡Ÿ̶̢̛͙̣̠̮̹͉̘̩̰̞̜̼̜̫ͣͮ̓͗͂̾̀̅ͬͮ́͡!̇͌͒͗ͭ͂͆͑̄̊ͫ̾͒͊͏͏͏̬̣̞̮͚̬

 

cas: Ḍ̛̜̝̤͖̻̮̥ͯ̋ͬ̿͆̋̐̏̿̈ͤͤͭ̌̃̌́̕͜͡ͅI͖̺̮̦̼̞̙͖̩ͮ͒ͮ͊͆̋̍ͭ́͟͢͡ͅȨ̷̵̬̮̟̝̩̬ͬ̔̈̋ͯ̈̔͒̉͛̽ͣ̊̅̾͡ ̵̵̘̤͙͚̰̭̦̥̰̼͖̻̻̳͗̆̀̆̽ͯͧͨͯP̵̨̛͈̺̰̱͚̯̩̥̋͐̉̐͌ͣ͒̌E̶̸̹̺̯̫̲̜̩̝̯̓̐͋̑ͪ͐̃͐͗͢͞Ŕ̵̜͓͕̙̫̓̑̃̈́̂̃͂͐̒̓̎͂ͮͅͅS̶̢̛͈̖̪̯̙̪̲̟̹̘̻͉͖̘͒ͮ̊͑͌ͫ̽͞Ǫ͒ͣ͆̋̅̄̃̆̔ͨ͆ͬ̍̄͡͏̳̲͈̙̬̦͖N͑̐ͪͯ͏̶̭̠͈̞̟̭ ̸̶͕̣̯͍̺̙̘͖̘̻̟̮̮͒ͨ̃̎̊͒ͧ͊̐̿ͫͭ̾̀̏̏̆͠͞ͅͅD̘̬͉̭̱̥̤̤̲̝͍̻͙̍̃ͯͣ͆͒͌̎ͩͮ͞͞Ḯ̡͖̝̟̗̗͖͓̰̰̳̝͓̞̗ͩͩͧ͑̔̒̈́ͫͮ͛̅ͧ̔́̈ͩͧ̚E̵̢͈̗̦̜̳͎̜̥̠̟͙͎͚̗̓̓͂͒͐ͦͮͥ̏͒ͩ̀ͬ͒̏ͤͩ͞͠

 

narrator:

narrator: *runs away*

cas: lol

jonah:

alex:

crea:

zach:

jonah: I can’t even

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