The Chronicles of Jonah, Episode 2: Why I Like Mondays

Standard

Ah, yes. The unanswered question at the end of the first and only Chronicles of Jonah episode. Shall we begin?

If you have no idea what question I’m talking about, go read the title. I know, I know. It’s really long. Read it anyways.

We shall.

While most people claim to hate Mondays, according to extensive research read as: rand0m Googling, I have found out that more people like Mondays than those who do not.

Here is my research, presented in a fancy chart to fool your weak, mortal minds.

Results for: I love Monday 148,000,000
Results for: I hate Monday 7,940,000

Exactly. That’s what I thought. Everyone loves Mondays. Therefore, I am the normal one, and the rest of you are all just liars operating on false assumptions.

But that’s just the scientific research, which is pretty unimportant because where am I in it? No one knows.

Basically, I like Mondays because I don’t have any non-school-related classes on Mondays. But that’s now a lie time for Sameness because I have tennis team everyday. So.

Now, the weather says it might rain tomorrow, so I’ll see if it does and keep you posted with another rainy day rubric if it does.

#jonah #jonah_wuz_here #mondays_are_awesome_suck_it

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s