jonah: Welcome to Jonah In Wonderland, my newest series!
jonah: Basically, Jonah In Wonderland is about me talking to the Nerd Fam about my life problems. And then they respond, and we discuss things.
jonah: It’s kinda like therapy, but if your therapists all had their own problems and gave horrible advice and were not actually licensed to practice therapy.
jonah: I hope you, the invisible audience, enjoy Jonah In Wonderland, and I look forward to making more episodes of it!
jonah: I am beginning to feel that I’m trapped in a routine
zach: What are we, your therapists?
jonah: I’m too poor to afford professional help, so I’ll just talk to you guys
crea: That’s bad for your mental health.
jonah: You sound like P.E. health units
alex: Your entire life is a routine.
cas: was that supposed to be an insult or an enlightening mind-blowing philosophical comment cause it could be either
alex: Enlightening mind-blowing philosophical comment which is no longer enlightening, mind-blowing, nor philosophical because of your over analyzation of it.
cas: okay cool
jonah: It feels like every weekday, I do a regular text post, and every weekend, I do an aesthetic
alex: That’s because you do.
jonah: How do you know that
alex: I look at your blog.
jonah: I meant, how do you know what I do
alex: I meant, I look at your blog.
jonah: Okay so this is getting no where
cas: And how do you feel about this?
jonah: I feel trapped by my own decisions and unable to break the pattern I have set for myself
crea: That was kinda poetic.
cas: It could be one of those typography quote things that you’re obsessed with
cas: Wait I was just joking
crea: I wasn’t.
crea: So what are you going to do to resolve peace with yourself?
cas: I’m supposed to be the therapist
zach: You are definitely not the therapist.
zach: You can’t even help yourself.
jonah: Relax, guys
jonah: You can all be the therapist
alex: We can’t all be one person.
jonah: Yes you can
jonah: In an alternate universe
jonah: Where I didn’t forget all your birthdays
cas: You forgot my birthday?
jonah: I’m sorry
jonah: I only remembered to write about mine
jonah: And Crea’s
cas: I resign from my job as your therapist
cas: You can’t even be bothered to write about my birthday
alex: Actually, Jonah wrote about homework on our birthday.
cas: That’s it
cas: I quit
zach: At least Jonah didn’t write about International Women’s Day and the Google Doodle for it on your birthday.
jonah: Hey, your birthday is on International Women’s Day
jonah: Okay so I wrote it on my website
cas: I quit
cas: Don’t ask for my opinions anymore
zach: I was never happy.
crea: I’m happy.
jonah: Thanks, Crea