The Adventures of Jonah With Pokemon Go


Assume each line is written at a separate time, because they are. For highest accuracy, read each line with increasing frustration.

I downloaded Pokemon Go I’m not even sorry

How do I even? Do I have to go on a walk now? What

Okay so this app does not like any of my other apps. It refuses to work when I put it in the folder. Also I just forgot which email address I used.

This app is also rude. It does not like loading nicely, and it likes to confuse me. It’s been loading for seven years now.

Okay. So I’ve gotten it to work, and apparently there’s a Pikachu nearby? But where the heck is it?

There are no Pokemon in my house.



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