Slightly Serious Book Reviews: The Raven Cycle Part 5

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You know what? Dedication is important. I want this done. We’re finishing it.

Aglionby students and other characters. Let’s go.

WARNING: ARE THERE SPOILERS? YOU BET.

MORE WARNING: IS THIS ABOUT CHARACTERS? I LITERALLY SAID “OTHER CHARACTERS” THREE SENTENCES AGO. ANSWER THAT QUESTION FOR YOURSELF.

There are only two Aglionby students not including Kavinsky cause he’s an antagonist, and only one of them is really important.

The important one is Henry Cheng. Although he seems like a Stereotypical Rich Guy™, he’s actually pretty cool.

You know how there’s the Gangsey? He’s like the last member of it. Mostly because he isn’t important until the last book.

The unimportant one is Tad. Even though I can see his last name on the page, I will not be using it because what is spelling also he’s not important. It’s symbolic, okay?

Basically, he is not very important. Done.

Time for other characters! These will likely be more interesting than unimportant Tad.

Professor I never have any idea how to spell that rip me Malory is like Gansey, but older. He’s obsessed with ley lines and dead Welsh kings who turn out to be really, really dead.

Also, he has a service dog and can see auras. I can’t even.

Jesse Dittley is a guy whose property leads off into some caves which are very important because that’s where Gwenllian is!

And the Fox Way ladies do this thing where they know everyone who’s going to die the following year. One of them is Jesse Dittley. He dies because Piper shoots him.

I’m telling you, Piper is evil.

He is very nice even though he is about to die and Blue befriends him and helps him with his garden. But then he dies.

Glendower is the dead Welsh king who is actually dead.

This is all Artemis’s fault. Well, not all Artemis’s fault, but mostly Artemis’s fault. And I like to blame Artemis because curse you tree-man.

There’s also Orphan Girl which is what Ronan names her at first, a.k.a. Opal. She’s Ronan’s dream companion. He accidentally takes her out of his dreams.

She is like a deer person. She has deer feet.

Okay, Orphan Girl is basically the Dream Person™. She speaks tree and Latin! She is part deer! She is wise and knowledgeable! Sometimes.

Then there’s Seondeok spelled it right on the first try I am so cool, who is Henry’s mom and also does magic artifact trafficking. She gives Henry the RoboBee.

RoboBee is my favorite.

-Jonah

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