Sketchy Life Hacks #2

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Little-known facts about churros:

Read as: things not to do with your churros.

1. Churros taste better with salt.

Many people do not know this, but it is in fact true. It becomes truer the more salt you need in your diet as well.

2. Churros are best served cold.

When they’re hot, it’s too easy to burn your tongue on them. Keep them outside for a week, and then you can eat them.

3. Churros don’t go stale.

Which is why you can leave them outside for a week.

Okay maybe you will get something useful from this post which is the ability to understand that I am screwing with you.

This post brought to you by the fact that mini churros from Trader Joe’s are absolutely disgusting.

-Jonah

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