Dictionary of Jonah

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A
A·lex
/a-liks/
Name
1. a compound Greek name composed of the elements alexein (to defend, to help) and andros (man): hence, “defender or helper of mankind.” The name was borne by Alexander the Great (356—323 B.C.), a Macedonian king and military conqueror who helped spread the Greek culture across Asia Minor to Egypt and India.
“that guy’s name is Alex”
synonyms: Aleksandr, Aleksandur, Alexander, Alexandras, Alek, Alekos, Alexei, Alexios, Alexis, Sander, Sandros
Alias
1. the alias of one of Jonah’s cousins, as mentioned on his blog.
“what’s Alex’s real name?”

Al·pa·ca·lypse
/alˈpakəˌlips/
Event
1. an apocalypse, but with alpacas.
“it’s the Alpacalypse!”

awe·some
/ˈôsəm/
Adjective
1. extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.
“the awesome power of the atomic bomb”
synonyms: breathtaking, awe-inspiring, magnificent, wonderful, amazing, stunning, staggering, imposing, stirring, impressive, formidable, fearsome, dreaded, mind-boggling, mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, excellent, marvelous, wondrous, awful
2. extremely good; excellent.
“the orchestra is awesome!”
3. what Jonah claims to be
“Jonah said he was awesome three times yesterday”

B
There are currently no definitions starting with the letter B. Either that or Jonah ate them.

C
can·dy
/ˈkandē/
Noun
1. NORTH AMERICAN
a sweet food made with sugar or syrup combined with fruit, chocolate, or nuts.
“a candy bar”
synonyms: bonbon, confectionery, sweet, lollies
2. something Jonah constantly wants.
“Jonah wants candy”
Verb
1. preserve (fruit) by coating and impregnating it with a sugar syrup.
“candied fruit”

Cas
/kass/
Name
1. the Dutch form of Gaspar, which, along with Balthasar and Melchior, was assigned to the Three Wise Men who brought gifts to the Christ Child. The names are not found in the Bible and are thought to have been assigned in the 11th century. Of uncertain etymology, Caspar might be derived from the Persian genashber (treasure master), which is in keeping with his role of the bringer of precious gifts.
“his name is Cas”
synonym: Casper
Alias
1. the alias of one of Jonah’s cousins, as mentioned on his blog.
“Cas is Jonah’s cousin’s name”

Chris·ti·na
/kris-TEE-nə/
Name
1. derived from the Ecclesiastic Late Latin christiānus which is from the Ecclesiastic Greek christianos (a Christian, a follower of Christ).
“I know someone named Christina”
synonyms: Christiene, Christine, Cristina, Khristina, Khristine, Kristina, Kristene. Short: Chris, Cris, Khris, Kris, Tina. Pet: Chrissi, Chrissie, Chrissy, Christi, Christie, Christy, Cristi, Cristie, Cristy, Khristi, Khristie, Khristy, Krissy, Kristi, Kristie, Kristy
2. an unknown person mentioned in the username of jonahandchristina and in the page titled, “Frequently Asked Questions”
“who is that person named Christina on Jonah’s blog?”
synonym: [ㅌ®·Ʀº℟ иåмℇ ŊøΤ ƑŎüπÐ]

cinn·a·mon roll
/ˈsinəmən rōl/
Food
1. a sweet roll served commonly in Northern Europe and North America. In North America its common use is for breakfast. Its main ingredients are flour, cinnamon, sugar, and butter, which provide a robust and sweet flavor.
“cinamon rolls are yummy!”
Person
1. beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure.
“you’re a cinnamon roll”
synonym: angel

com·men·ta·tor tots
/ˈkämənˌtādər täts/
Group
1. a group of commentators. Not necessarily tater tots.
“shush, commentator tots”
synonym: peanut gallery

con·fuzz·led
/kən-fŭz’əld’/
Adjective
1. to be confused and puzzled at the same time.
“lol I’m so confuzzled”
synonyms: confused, puzzled

Cre·a
/kree-uh/
Alias
1. the alias of one of Jonah’s friends, mentioned on his blog.
“Crea is Jonah’s friend”
synonym: [ㅌ®·Ʀº℟ иåмℇ ŊøΤ ƑŎüπÐ]

D
dorkestra
/dôrkestrə/
Group
1. the members of orchestra, who are all dorks.
“welcome to dorkestra”
synonyms: orchestra peeps, orchestra nerds

E
[ㅌ®·Ʀº℟ иåмℇ ŊøΤ ƑŎüπÐ]
/ˈerər nām nät found/
Phrase
1. a phrase similar to an HTTP standard response code indicating that the client was able to communicate with a given server, but the server could not find what was requested.
“[ㅌ®·Ʀº℟ иåмℇ ŊøΤ ƑŎüπÐ] is like an Error 404”
synonyms: HTTP 404, 404, 404 error message, Not Found error message
Name
1. the name of an anonymous person mentioned on Jonah’s blog.
“who is [ㅌ®·Ʀº℟ иåмℇ ŊøΤ ƑŎüπÐ]?”
synonym: Christina

F
French Toast
/fren(t)SH tōst/
Noun
1. bread coated in egg and milk and fried.
“I ate french toast for breakfast”
synonyms: eggy bread, gypsy toast, German toast, Spanish toast
Nickname
1. the nickname for WordPress user marievittu, as she is referred to by jonahandchristina
synonym: Mahi Tuna
“Jonah mentioned French Toast in a post”

G
Gu·mmy Bear
/GUHM-ee bair/
Noun
1. a small, fruit gum candy, roughly 2 cm long and shaped in the form of a bear.
“gummy bears are yummy”
Nickname
1. the nickname for an anonymous person mentioned on Jonah’s blog.
“who’s Gummy Bear?”

H
There are currently no definitions starting with the letter H. Either that or Jonah ate them.

I
I·llum·i·jo·nah
/ih-loo-muh-JOH-nə/
Organization
1. a group of devoted mini-Jonahs who have formed this group to enlighten the rest of the world by converting them to Jonahism. They leave specific clues everywhere.
“are you part of the Illumijonah by any chance?”

i·mag·i·nar·y friend
/iˈmajəˌnerē frend/
Noun
1. a psychological and social phenomenon where a friendship or other interpersonal relationship takes place in the imagination rather than external physical reality.
“my imaginary friend’s name is Bob”
Synonym: imaginary companion

ir·rel·el·phant
/əˈrelˈeləfənt/
Adjective
1. irrelevant, but with an elephant.
“the details are irrelephant”

J
Jo·nah ice cream
/JOH-nə īs krēm/
Noun
1. a type of ice cream that is either fruit-flavored or candy-flavored that has many rules and strict procedures to made.
“want some Jonah ice cream?”
synonym: DA BEST ICE CREAM EVAH

Jo·nah was here
/JOH-nə wŭz hir/
Phrase
1. the popular catchphrase of Jonah, revised with corrected spelling
“lol, I said Jonah was here instead of Jonah wuz here”
synonym: Jonah wuz here

Jo·nah wuz here
/JOH-nə wŭz hir/
Phrase
1. the popular catchphrase of Jonah
“everyone knows Jonah wuz here is Jonah’s catchphrase”
synonym: Jonah was here

Jo·nah
/JOH-nə/
Name
1. derived from the Hebrew yōnāh (dove). The name was borne by a Hebrew prophet famous for being thrown overboard in a storm and being swallowed by a great fish for disobeying God. He was deposited unharmed upon the shore three days later. His personal history is recounted in the Old Testament book of Jonah.
“my friend’s name is Jonah”
synonym: Jonas
2. the awesomest person in the world and the owner of this website.
“Jonah made a new post!”
3. wuz here first.
“JONAH WUZ HERE FIRST AND MAHI TUNA WUZ HERE SECOND, GET REKTED SAHN”

jo·nah·and·chris·ti·na
/JOH-nə-and-kris-TEE-nə/
Username
1. the username of the author of this website.
“I followed jonahandchristina’s blog”

Jo·nah·is·m
/JOH-nə-izm/
Religion
1. a religion that worships Jonah as the Supreme Lord of the Universe.
“I am a follower of Jonahism”

Jo·nah·tas·tic
/JOH-nə-ˈtastik/
Adjective
1. used to describe something so amazingly Jonah and awesome at the same time.
“wow, that’s Jonahtastic!”

K
Kit-Kat
/kit kat/
Noun
1. a chocolate-covered wafer biscuit bar confection created by Rowntree’s of York, England, and is now produced globally by Nestlé, which acquired Rowntree in 1988, with the exception of the United States where it is made under license by H.B. Reese Candy Company, a division of The Hershey Company. Each bar consists of fingers composed of three layers of wafer, covered in an outer layer of chocolate. Each finger can be snapped from the bar separately. Bars have two or four fingers, although the larger Kit Kat Chunky bars are a single solid block marked into three sections. There are many different flavours of Kit Kat.
“I ate a Kit-Kat”
Nickname
1. the nickname for an anonymous person mentioned on Jonah’s blog.
“who’s Kit-Kat?”

L
le·git·er·al
/liˈjitərəl/
Adjective
1. literally and legitly
“that was legiteral”
synonyms: literally legit, legitly literal

Li·ma Bean
/ˈlēmə ˌbēn/
Noun
1. an edible flat whitish bean.
“go eat a lima bean”
2. the tropical American plant that yields the lima bean.
“is that a lima bean plant?”
Person
1. sucks.
“Lima Bean sucks”

L·O·L
/el-o-el/
Slang
1. laugh out loud. Jonah says this a lot.
“L.O.L., you’re funny”
synonyms: LOL, l.o.l., lol

LOL
/loll/
Slang
1. laugh out loud. Jonah says this a lot.
“LOL, you’re funny”
synonyms: L.O.L., l.o.l., lol

l·o·l
/el-o-el/
Slang
1. laugh out loud. Jonah says this a lot.
“l.o.l., you’re funny”
synonyms: L.O.L., LOL, lol

lol
/loll/
Slang
1. laugh out loud. Jonah says this a lot.
“lol, you’re funny”
synonyms: L.O.L., LOL, l.o.l.

Lord Pick·les
/lôrd ˈpik(ə)ls/
Title
1. the lord of the pickles.
“I’m Lord Pickles!”
2. an unknown person sometimes mentioned in the posts of jonahandchristina.
“who’s Lord Pickles?”

M
Ma·hi Tu·na
/MAH-hee ˈt(y)o͞onə/
Noun
1. the dolphinfish, especially when used as a food fish.
“I had mahi tuna for lunch”
synonyms: mahi-mahi, mahimahi
Nickname
1. the nickname for WordPress user marievittu, as she is referred to by jonahandchristina
“Mahi Tuna commented on Jonah’s post”
synonyms: French Toast

Ma·hi Tu·na·is·m
/MAH-hee ˈt(y)o͞onə-izm/
Religion
1. a religion that worships Mahi Tuna as the Supreme Lord of the Universe
“I don’t like Mahi Tuna-ism; Jonahism is better”
2. a system of shop-churches run by marievittu that sell mahi tuna and are capable of excommunicating members. Sometimes they have sales and give out coupons.
“I went to the Mahi Tuna-ism shop yesterday and got a 20% off coupon”

ma·rie·vi·ttu
/mah-REE-vih-too/
Username
1. the username of the author of this website.
“I followed marievittu’s website”

min·i Jo·nah
/ˈminē JOH-nə/
Noun
1. a follower of this website.
“after following Jonah’s blog, I became a mini-Jonah”
synonym: followers
2. hits on a website.
“I have 2 mini-Jonahs on my website”
synonym: hits

mi·so
/ˈmēsō/
Noun
1. paste made from fermented soybeans and barley or rice malt, used in Japanese cooking.
“miso paste”
2. a soup seasoned with miso paste, often with added tofu or vegetables.
“a bowl of piping hot miso”
Acronym
1. Mildy Insane Swimmer Olive.
“hi, Miso!”

Mis·ter Glue·stick
/ˈmistər ɡlo͞ostik/
Name
1. an anonymous person mentioned on Jonah’s blog to have given Kit-Kat an eraser that is currently in Jonah’s possession.
“Mister Gluestick gave Kit-Kat an eraser”
synonym: Mr. Gluestick

N
Nerd Fam
/nərd ‘fam/
Group
1. a group consisting of Zach, Alex, Cas, Jonah, and Crea.
“this is the Nerd Fam”
2. a group consisting of Zach, Alex, Cas, Jonah, Crea, and Sky.
“this is the other Nerd Fam”
3. a group of nerds who are all friends.
“this is my Nerd Fam; they’re such nerds”

Nood·ly Pine·ap·ple
/ˈno͞odlee ˈpīˌnapəl/
Noun
1. a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves that is similar to a strip, ring, or tube of pasta or a similar dough, typically made with egg and usually eaten with a sauce or in a soup.
“I ate a noodly pineapple”
Name
1. the name of the magical fluffy unidragon who created Jonah.
“Noodly Pineapple is so OP”
synonym: magical fluffy unidragon

O
There are currently no definitions starting with the letter O. Either that or Jonah ate them.

P
plez
/plez/
Adverb
1. used in polite requests or questions.
“plez be awesome”
synonyms: please, if you please, if you wouldn’t mind, if you would be so good, kindly pray, prithee

po·yay·to
/pəˈyādō/
Noun
1. a happy potato.
“look at that poyayto”
synonym: happy potato
2. an exclamation of happiness, often because of potatoes.
“those potatoes make me go poyayto!”
synonym: yay, I love potatoes

Q
There are currently no definitions starting with the letter Q. Either that or Jonah ate them.

R
Rice·ball
/rīsˌbôl/
Noun
1. a Japanese comfort food made from rice formed into triangular or oval shapes and usually wrapped in nori (seaweed).
“eat riceballs”
synonyms: onigiri, rice ball
Alias
1. the alias of one of Jonah’s friends, as mentioned on his blog.
“who’s Riceball?”
synonym: RB

S
sar·chas·m
/ˈsärˌˈkazəm/
Noun
1. sarcasm.
“such sarchasm”
synonym: sarcasm
2. a chasm of sarcasm.
“throw him in the sarchasm!”

Ski·ttles
/ˈskidls/
Noun
1. a game played, chiefly in Britain, with wooden pins, typically nine in number, set up at the end of an alley to be bowled down with a wooden ball or disk.
“let’s play a game of Skittles”
2. a pin used in the game of skittles.
“I hit a skittle”
3. a brand of fruit-flavored sweets, currently produced and marketed by the Wrigley Company, a division of Mars, Inc. They have hard sugar shells which carry the letter S. The inside is mainly sugar, corn syrup, and hydrogenated palm kernel oil along with fruit juice, citric acid, and natural and artificial flavors. The confectionery has been sold in a variety of flavor collections, such as Tropical and Wild Berry.
“Skittles are my favorite candy”
4. Jonah’s favorite candy.
“Jonah loves Skittles”

Sky
/skī/
Noun
1. the region of the atmosphere and outer space seen from the earth.
“look at the sky!”
Name
1. modern coinage of uncertain derivation. It may be based on the vocabulary word sky or perhaps on the name of the Isle of Skye, an island off the coast of Scotland.
“hi, Sky!”
synonym: Skyler
Alias
1. the alias of one of Jonah’s friends, as mentioned on his blog.
“who’s Sky?”

stahp
/stäp/
Command
1. to make someone else stop doing something. Usually used with plez.
“plez stahp”
synonym: stop

T
Ta·co
/ˈtäkō/
Food
1. a Mexican dish consisting of a fried tortilla, typically folded, filled with various mixtures, such as seasoned meat, beans, lettuce, and tomatoes.
“I like tacos”
Name
1. an anonymous person mentioned on Jonah’s blog to have given Jonah an eraser.
“Taco gave Jonah an eraser”

Time tra·vel·ing
/tīm ˈtravəling/
Noun
1. the concept of movement (often by a human) between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space, typically using a hypothetical device known as a time machine.
“time traveling is a hoax”
2. something Jonah thinks he can do every time the WordPress date is off of the date it actually is.
“Jonah said he was time traveling again”
synonym: false information

tur·quoise
/ˈtərˌk(w)oiz/
Color
1. a greenish-blue color.
“that chair is turquoise”
synonym: teal
2. Jonah’s favorite color.
“turquoise is also Jonah’s favorite color”
Noun
1. a semiprecious stone, typically opaque and of a greenish-blue or sky-blue color, consisting of a hydrated hydroxyl phosphate of copper and aluminum.
“my birthstone is turquoise, what’s yours?”

U
There are currently no definitions starting with the letter U. Either that or Jonah ate them.

V
There are currently no definitions starting with the letter V. Either that or Jonah ate them.

W
When I was in France…
/(h)wen i wŭz in frans/
Phrase
1. the popular catchphrase of Mahi Tuna, or French Toast.
“oh, Mahi Tuna made another post that ended with ‘When I was in France…'”

X
There are currently no definitions starting with the letter X. Either that or Jonah ate them.

Y
yass
/yôs/
Interjection
1. an expression of excitement. Similar to yelling, “Yes!” when something favorable happens.
“yass, that’s awesome!”
synonyms: yes, yesh

yesh
/yesh/
Interjection
1. an expression of excitement. Similar to yelling, “Yes!” when something favorable happens.
“yesh! I won the lottery!”
synonyms: yes, yass

Z
z
/zee/
Username
1. the username of a normally anonymous WordPress user who often comments of jonahandchristina’s website.
“I saw z’s comment on jonahandchristina’s website”

Zach
/ZAK/
Name
1. English cognate of the Ecclesiastic Late Latin and Ecclesiastic Greek Zacharias (remembrance of the Lord), which is from the Hebrew Zecharya, a derivative of zĕcharyah (God remembers, memory).
“his name is Zach”
synonym: Zachary
Alias
1. the alias of Jonah’s older brother, as mentioned on his blog.
“I wonder what Zach’s real name is…”

Ze·bra·fish
/ˈzēbrəfiSH/
Noun
1. tropical freshwater fish belonging to the minnow family of the order Cypriniformes.
“I saw a zebrafish at the pet shop”
synonyms: Danio rerio, zebra danio
Nickname
1. the secondary nickname for WordPress user z, as she is referred to by jonahandchristina
“Zebrafish is actually z”
synonym: Zerbrafish

Zer·bra·fish
/ˈzērbrəfiSH/
Nickname
1. the primary nickname for WordPress user z, as she is referred to by jonahandchristina
“Zerbrafish is more correct than Zebrafish”
synonym: Zebrafish